I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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