i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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