And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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