im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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