She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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