I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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