idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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