If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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ttyl tear gas
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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