Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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