You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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