just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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