Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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