If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I party with great urgency now.
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