is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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