Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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