I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That accounts for only three of the penises
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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