i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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