How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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