I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You're a disaster
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