Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i think my cat just said my name.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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