Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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