I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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