He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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