Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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