WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
only if we run a train.
done.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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