Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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