your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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