Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
