I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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