How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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