Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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