Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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