I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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