I hope mine doesn't look like that
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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