Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize
