Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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