her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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