She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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