She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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