..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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