Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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