I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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