speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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