I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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