Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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