I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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