Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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