Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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