He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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