Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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