You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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