she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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