i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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