i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
you never un-have a 4some
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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