I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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