Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We need to rekindle our bromance
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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