they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Im part way to drunk.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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