i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
babies were throwing up all over the place
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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